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17 August Deny thy father and refuse thy nameOnce, I tried to send my nephew some lego toys by going to lego's site online. When I wrote out the gift card, I signed it "With love, from Uncle Dick." Lego wouldn't send it. They refused my name. I don't shop at lego anymore.
People: The sitting vice president of the United States is named "Dick." We've had a Dick as President, for crying out loud (although, he did kind of help fuck it up for the rest of us, "Tricky Dicky" and all that). Talk show hosts. Movie stars. Singers. Doctors, lawyers, firemen, even. Some of your best friends are Dicks.
Love,
Your best friend, Dick
Search THISI wonder how many search bots will identify my blog as pornographic? Didn't I see "One Grumpy Dick" on a DVD box in the Castro?
Disappointed youth, where is all the flash?
I can't be uncouth, I can't speak no trash
One Grumpy DickThis has been a bad technology week. Virtually every important piece of MS software that I rely on every day has betrayed me this week. Frailty! Thy name is Bad Software!
Some of the things that are making me grumpy:
- My exchange server got moved and now my phone won't sync. A huge shout out to the Exchange team! You've made my $300 "Smartphone" into the dumbest f**king phone I've ever had. Thanks!
- My exchange server broke my Outlook-over-HTTP access. At least this one was fixable.
- ActiveSync. Grrrrr. My phone won't sync, and ActiveSync can't even tell that the phone won't sync. It just hangs.
- I've gotten, like, 1000 long, unreadable email messages. People: edit your emails. Or pay someone else to edit them. Grammar is your friend.
- I forgot and wore my pants with a hole in them to work. No one said anything.
- svchost keeps taking up 99% of my cpu. Grrr. I hate svchost. I hate it. HATE. IT.
02 August Gotta get me one of these......before Omar does.
This is so super cool. All electric roadster. Also, read what SF Gate has to say about it.
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