Sea of Crad: Februar 2007

28 Februar

Is this guy for real??

Here is a list of reasons why we should discriminate against mole people, starting from the most obvious down to the least obvious:

Mole people hate us. Or, at least, they would hate us if they could see us. Which they can't, since mole people don't have eyes. But, I'm pretty sure they hate the way we smell.
Mole people are too weak-willed to live above ground. Plus, they are hunted by large cats. It's unbelievable that they haven't built high-rise mole condos with cat-proof entrances and fancy mole-lounges just off the lobby. Really, mole people, where are your sweet condos?
Mole people are easy to coerce. I have a bunch of mole people doing my bidding right now. bwaa-ha-ha-ha-ha.
Mole people don't get it. I know this is a blunt comment, but it's true. When I was in high school, I read a comic book about Superman and the Mole people, and there were some mole people who sided with Superman, even though he was, you know, not even a little bit moley. Those mole people sure don't get it.