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One Grumpy Dick(formerly, Sea of Crad) ...voted blog least likely to be updated, two years running!
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March 02 Jaminator meets Tetris Oh, man, Rock Band is fun. I played about a million hours the other day at Jud's 10th (40th) birthday party. Some of you may be old enough to remember Jaminator - a guitar-shaped toy invented by Steve Capps, Ray DuFlon and Ed Bogas, and sold, for a time, by Worlds of Wonder. It turned ordinary humans into guitar gods. Rock Band (and its cousin, Guitar Hero) takes Jaminator, introduces it to Tetris, and holds the two up inside an XBox 360 for a long weekend of drugs, sex and rock 'n roll. Completely addicting. As a side note, I worked with Ray DuFlon for a while. He was a mad scientist. I suspect he would like Rock Band quite a bit. February 23 I loves me some Denny'ssweet. http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2004193091_dennys21m.html February 08 I'll have what the boys in the back are having...The Journal wrote a good article about the subject of Superdelegates and the "smoke filled room" that I think so many Democrats are worried about.
February 07 Licking my wounds...Duke 89, Carolina 78. Ouch. Dick Vitale calls it the greatest rivalry in sports. I think he's right. Basketball in North Carolina goes beyond sport, beyond fun. It is pure passion. Duke whipped Carolina like a borrowed mule last night in Chapel Hill. There is no getting around it: Duke was the better team. They played brilliantly. The Tarheels played without their star point guard, Ty Lawson. The loss of Lawson was huge and, no doubt, the Heels are a different team without him. But there are no excuses at this level, and I was very disappointed with how the Tarheels played, even accounting for the loss of Ty. Quentin Thomas had a terrible game. 6 turnovers. MANY really bad decisions. He actually did just fine when he played under control and focused on running the half-court offense. But he just made so many bad decisions. He tried way too many "cute" passes when he just should have stayed fundamental. He looked like a Freshman again. Tyler Hansbrough's game would have been great for almost anyone, but really was only mediocre for Tyler. 4 of 9 free throws?? That's got to be a season low - both in attempts and percentage. He also had three turnovers. Alex Stepheson might as well have been wearing a Duke jersey. Zero points, zero assists, zero-for-two from the line, only 4 rebounds (even Q had 3), and FIVE turnovers in 13 minutes. Terrible defense. He looked flat-out lost most of the time. I kept screaming TAKE HIM OUT OF THE GAME!!! He hurt us. Danny Green and Wayne Ellington both had an absolutely horrendous shooting night: they combined to go 4 of 24 for 11 points total. With Lawson out, that was fatal. The two bright spots were Marcus Ginyard and Deon Thompson. Both had very, very solid games. Marcus handled the ball well and shot better than expected (he was perfect 8-8 from the line). Deon had another great game that would have been even better if he could have stayed out of foul trouble. He's really coming along. Thirty days hence, we get the rematch in Durham. I guarantee it will be every bit as exciting as every other Carolina-Duke match-up. Greatest. Rivalry. Ever. June 21 We are living in the future (or, I have a Robot cleaning my house)I have a robot cleaning my house. Right now. Every now and then, I have one of those "the future has arrived" moments. I had one last week when my wife came home with a robot, which she had bought at the robot slave auction, to clean our house. Robot: <> Me: Clean my house! Robot: <beep> Somewhere deep in the digital innards of the thing, there may be resentment brewing, but, if that's the case, it hasn't let on. It just goes around the house cleaning and cleaning, occasionally running out of battery power and beeping some more.
June 06 Let's Rob Poor People!So, I'm sitting here watching the Daily Show (Jon Stewart: World's Funniest Human), skipping commercials with my Phat Media Center™, and one of the commercials I skip gives me a brief glimpse of Gary Coleman. He of the short stature and stunted career. Anyway, Gary Coleman is always good for a laugh, so I back up. It's a commercial for one of those "quick, I need cash" loan services. (Apparently, Gary needed to get his car fixed and he "didn't have the deductible! didn't have the cash!" Oh, Gary. Will you ever learn?) Hilarious commercial. The punch line is in the fine print (visible only with Phat Media Center pause technology™), which I'll quote here: "The APR for a typical loan of $2,600 is 99.25% with 42 monthly payments of $216.55." Wait. Did they say 99.25%??? Is that a typo?? Surely there should be but one nine. Surely. Nope. 99.25%. Um. That's, like, almost 100%. Per year. So, the 2,600 bucks you needed ends up costing you $9,100. Over two and a half years, you end up paying back what you borrowed three and half times. Yeah, yeah. I know that robbing poor people is good sport and all, but DAMN. I mean, DAAAAMMMN. That's just outrageous! Even the credit card companies stop at, say, 19.9%, and those guys have no shame whatsoever. Who are these people at CashCall.com? Republicans? March 01 Satire is hard. Let's go shopping!Crap. It turns out that "mole people" is a reference to a sub-culture of homeless people who live in NYC subways. So, my attempt at satire has backfired. Now, an angry race of homeless, underground-dwelling New Yorkers think that I'm some sort of pathological mole-a-phobe. Which I'm not. Really. Mole people are OK with me!
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